[Ding Dong, The Witch Is Gone] Clean Avenue Sold to Major Competitor!
After months of eating competitors’ lunch in Central Florida, we have agreed to be acquired by one of the big franchise maid services.
It’s been a fun run. We’ve especially enjoyed how Clean Avenue’s entry into the maid service industry has served as a wake-up call to the big, complacent, national players.
In the Central Florida market, we’ve caught the attention (and envy, hehe) of majors competitors and have forced a few of them to (reluctantly) raise their service standard – to the benefit of their clients.
“But why?” Some of you may wonder.
Well, what can I say? I guess the company buying us made us an offer we simply can’t refuse.
But. Rest easy.
In choosing which company to sell to, we did our due diligence and ensure the chosen one has no devious maids. We also have, in writing, the company’s commitment that it will uphold the industry-leading service for which Clean Avenue is known.
We will like to thank you, our clients, for your trust in us. Without you, we wouldn’t have been able to show the world that housekeeping services don’t necessarily have to suck so badly. It’s been our pleasure serving you.
Stay tuned. We will keep you posted as this situation develops.
Thank you for choosing Clean Avenue.
And live from Clean Avenue, it’s April Fool Day!